My greatest fear is that my laptop breaks and the computer repair man finds my fanfiction.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
(Source: baelor)
Thoughts while in the shower.
“yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor” XD
So I had my mom over last night for Mother’s Day. We had a few drinks and she slept on the couch.
The next morning, after she left for work, I found a little baggie on the bathroom counter, containing a sprinkling of white powder. I found another one in the kitchen, as well as a smattering of the…
